ohh you're spoiling me now

 i'm tempted

 yeah its good! i've owned mine for about 3 years now

 i was being sarcastic incase nobody got that.

 the bars are chrome

 pfft i wouldnt know without looking it up on the web man haha, im sure they're light!

 it's a hope direct mount buddy!

 2011

 yeah it was pretty fun like, bit of a dodgy step up but meh :p

 she's 16.

 thanks! the rims are sick, really quite light as well. nah i don't, got Hope Pro 2 Evo hubs on them

 yep rawed! i agree with Ti spring but can't afford it just now haha, and yes the cranks are old but they're strong as hell so i'm keeping them

 COOLEST PICTURE ON PINKBIKE IVE EVER SEEN!

 theres a few sketchy bits at the start with loose rocks but yeh!

 emm the omega man section is about 1km maybe?

 lol i know the best i did was case the triple

 i didn't pay for it, the previous owner did, but its hardly been ridden

 mine don't rattle and i've had them 2 years without service

 428 reviews with an average rating of 4.26 / 5 on CRC, must be then..

 since when were dmr v8s shit?

 the bike is worth £3000, but i only lost out on £1000 since my old bike sold for about £2000 in parts

 wow bendy right leg haha

 someones else got it done professionally yeh!!

 turns out he doesnt have the money yet, so it's still available but i dont know if i want to sell without the shock, whats wrong with the dhx 5.0 anyway?

 cause its magnesium alloy :L

 yeh, the person i bought it off got it professionally done

 ok, the likelihood is that this guy will buy it, since he's already been in for a viewing

i will let you know if for any reason he doesnt buy

 right well here's the deal, i've got someone who's hopefully paying me £800 cash on sunday for it including shock, what would your offer be and when would you have the money, because this guy is my priority, let me know

 its about 21 inches mate, but yeh i'm 6ft 2 and its still fine

 i'm 6ft 2" ... whats the TT length sorry?

 nah sorry i've already bought hope tech v2s